And then there was one.
American Idol’s fickle voters struck again Wednesday, sending home Siobhan Magnus, despite a powerful performance Tuesday which impressed the judges mightily.
Her ejection also leaves just one woman standing — longtime favorite Crystal Bowersox, who again looked like she’d just been sucker punched as host Ryan Seacrest delivered the disappointing news to Magnus. People have been telling me lately that Idol’s tween female audience is sinking the competition for all but the guys, and I’m beginning to agree. Crystal is the only female left!
Magnus’ ouster, after landing in the bottom three with Michael Lynche and Casey James, proved an almost anti-climactic end to yet-another overly padded results show.
With the field down to just six contestants, Idol producers did everything but light Ryan Seacrest on fire to eat up time, showing behind the scenes video from their latest Ford commercial, then showing the commercial itself, then airing behind the scenes video from the new Shrek movie, then showing footage of the contestants watching the Shrek movie and then proceeding to an uncomfortable live interview with Shrek co-stars Cameron Diaz and Antonio Banderas.
All that in the first 15 minutes or so.
The performances were equally odd, with Idol alum Carrie Underwood introducing the Sons of Sylvia, who looked a little like The Cure with a Nashville twang.
That oddity was surpassed only by Shakira’s duet with country pop rockers Rascal Flatts, a bizarro genre-blending moment which saw a barefoot Shakira jamming on the harmonica while Flatts frontman Gary LeVox tried desperately not to look like the odd man out he so clearly was.
Asked to give the Idols some advice by a desperately vamping Seacrest, Shakira quoted Theodore Roosevelt (?!): “Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground” — a historic line that sounded more like the legendary Casey Kasem’s classic sign off than our 26th president, but I digress.
And the clearest sign that Idol was straining to fill an hour; the show actually finished on schedule for the first time in weeks, as Seacrest led Magnus to hug all the judges and take some useless advice from Randy Jackson before finally wrapping up the sagging show.
Next week, Harry Connick Jr. mentors the Top 5 through a batch of Frank Sinatra covers. How Crystal does with that should be interesting!
–Brian